Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
I’m not great at everything, I need to know my limitations. For example, when I’m filling out my job title at airport customs, I might write ‘creative genius,’ but half the time I spell ‘genius’ wrong.
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXV // Stanley Kubrick references